- A bucket
- Pepto-Bismol Instacools
- Put the instacools in the bucket.
- Add water and keep stirring until they dissolve.
- Soak the newspaper in the solution for roughly three (3) minutes
- Dry the newspapers in the sun until they're completely dry.
- Roll up the newspapers.
- Light it.
- (Optional) Get it the hell away from your face.
I do not take responsibility for any injuries or laws broken pertaining to this information, nor do I take credit for the sudden increase of ghetto ninjas.