How To Make a Paper Look Longer

We all want to do as much as we can, while working as little as possible. It's human nature. But what about those pesky papers? Those essays won't write themselves, and I sure don't want to do it. But I suck it up, and start typing. Of course, that doesn't mean I can't type smarter than everyone else and put no effort into it! And now, you can too, using these simple methods:

• Increase you font size to 12.5. You'll have to manually go to the font size number, type 12.5, and hit enter.

• Move your left and right margin in 1/8 of an inch.

• Increase the font size of your punctuation to font size 14.

• Change the spacing from 2 to 2.1 (or more, if you think you can get away with it)

• Write out every word you can manage. (Write "I am" instead of "I'm")

It's simple stuff, but it works like a charm. As long as you don't get too cocky, no one will ever know. Except me, but we got each others' backs, right?